Lily Allen's Cheeky Christmas Jibe: Sheer Lace Lingerie, Hermès Haul & Trifle Taunt Using Rival Madeleine McCann's Namesake Cakes!
Lily Allen has served up festive spice with a side of shade, posting sizzling snaps of herself in a sheer pink lace corset amid a mountain of Hermès parcels – while whipping up a trifle using "Madeleines" biscuits in an eyebrow-raising nod to her love rival Madeleine McCann. The singer-actress's bold Christmas Day antics blend luxury unboxing, sultry poses, and pointed pettiness, delighting fans while reigniting old headlines.
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Lily, 40, lounged provocatively on her velvet sofa in the barely-there corset – a blush-pink lace number hugging her curves with strategic transparency, paired with tousled waves and smoky eyes. Surrounding her? A veritable Birkin bonanza: glossy orange boxes spilling silk scarves, Kelly bags, and jewelled accessories worth tens of thousands. "Christmas came early... or did Santa just know my size?" she captioned one shot, hand on hip amid the luxury loot.
The backdrop screamed old-money chic: roaring fire, twinkling tree, champagne flutes. Lily's husband, Stranger Things star David Harbour, 50, stayed off-camera – but insiders say he snapped the pics, chuckling at her "naughty list" vibe. Fans swooned: "Hermès queen serving revenge body!" It's peak Lily: unapologetic glamour post her The Split comeback and tabloid drama.
Trifle Trouble: The Madeleine McCann Cake Jab That Stole the Show
The real kicker? Lily's kitchen caper: assembling a boozy trifle layered with custard, cream, and shop-bought Madeleines – those shell-shaped French biscuits famously sharing a name with Madeleine McCann, the missing three-year-old whose 2007 disappearance rocked the world. As Lily layered the cakes, she smirked at the camera: "Madeleine moments... sweet but gone too soon?" – a cheeky double entendre nodding to her 2009 tabloid frenzy.
Rewind: Lily's marriage to then-husband Sam Cooper imploded amid affair rumors with化学 P.E. teacher Jeremy Williams – who ditched his wife (also named Madeleine) for her. Headlines screamed "Other Madeleine" scandal; Lily owned it in songs like Smile. Now, single mum to daughters Ethel, 13, and Marnie, 12, with David, she's flipping the script – using the rival's namesake sponge for festive revenge.
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Lily's post embodies her no-regrets ethos. Post-divorce from Sam (2018), she's thrived: West End 2:22 A Ghost Story smash, Netflix deals, and David's wholesome contrast. Christmas snaps included kid cuddles (Ethel in festive PJs), but the adult antics dominate – trifle spoon in one hand, Birkin in the other.
Social media erupted: "Iconic shade!" vs. "Too soon?" Lily doubled down in stories: "Trifle therapy – layer the pain, top with cream." It's her brand: raw, risqué, resilient. As 2025 closes, Lily's proving scandals age like fine wine
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