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Keanu Reeves Is SpongeBob's the new 'SpongeBob 3' trailer

Keanu Reeves Is SpongeBob's God currently
He seems as some reasonably religious vision within the new 'SpongeBob 3' trailer.


Keanu Reeves has had an excellent year. He marked in rom-coms and action movies and set to spiel his 2 most picture roles—and he became the internet's beau whereas still somehow managing to remain passing humble regarding the total issue. The guy even stumped writer sauce into silence along with his religious musings on the character of mortality. And now, apparently, he is set to celebrate the start of a replacement decade within the most Keanu Reeves manner possible: by, uh, taking part in some reasonably god within the new SpongeBob SquarePants movie?

On Th, preponderating discharged the trailer for the third SpongeBob film, and, yes, Keanu makes a awfully vital anaglyph. Please, simply behold:


The new SpongeBob sequel, referred to as put on the Run, follows that strange, CGI SpongeBob from the opposite movies on a hunt to seek out port of entry, UN agency has apparently been "snailnapped," and—wait, UN agency cares? All that matters is that Keanu Reeves is during this film which he plays some reasonably belief UN agency seems in an exceedingly mystical tumbleweed.


"Call ME sage," the celestial Keanu woody plant says. "I am created out of sage and that i am a sage, therefore it works out pretty much."

Why you raise, is Keanu Reeves during this movie? Why is he showing as some reasonably holy religious vision with AN inscrutable information of Celtic vocabulary? UN agency knows! UN agency cares! Nothing means that something any longer.

Tumbleweed Keanu is your god currently. Get wont to it.
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